New Years Eve

muswell hill. TEQUILLA. 'I don't think I like your principles.' jd. 'Lets see your mercedes'
'Do you know where Q Tip is making a very special request??????'
'Everyone on this bus is a PUSSY'

pissing between cars. ex boyfriends brothers ex girlfriend. count down. £20 taxi. 'oh my god! hey'

'I'm just gonna go do a line of cocaine'

'Have fun with that'

'I just don't believe that you're a virgin, that's all.'

walking. walking.

'Ok fine go in the middle of the street then'

'I was DJing here earlier.'
'You and your war-torn self!'

Glass of water. Kitchen counter.

'Lets talk about the origins of WWI'

'It's settled then, Hitler was a total bastard'

Woke up at 8am to the sound of 'I think my ex-girlfriend is outside'

'Was I really drunk when I asked for your number?'

'Yes'

Ruined 'no excessive drinking' resolution within the first 3 hours of 2010