Friday, 1 January 2010

(Happy?) New Year!

'Did we have sex earlier?'
'No.'

It's 2pm and im still a bit drunk

New Years Resolutions:
lets recap on last years from my old diary :

1) Get him or get over him
2) Revise for your a-levels
3) You DO NOT have a high tolerance to alcohol STOP DRINKING
4) Don't buy clothes you dont need
5) Save some face you skanky bitch
6) Save up
7) Take up a sport you FAT SHIT
8) Don't lead boys on if you know you wouldn't go out with them
9) See the silver fucking lining
10) Get a good campaign

I think they stay word for word exactly the same

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