I'm rolling deep

Me -'I just requested some Roll Deep'

Target - 'Oh yer, we're pretty big here.'

Me - 'They asked who Roll Deep were'

'WHERE'S ESKI BOI?!!?'

'I donno, fuck him'

'When you gonna take your glasses off and shake your hair, all sexy secretary like?'

'Does your boyfriend know what he's dealing with?!'

'You're gonna pay £100 for a gram!??! fucking white girls man, I should be a millionaire.'

'OH FINE! I GUESS IF WE HAVE TO SIT WITH THE SATURDAYS, WE HAVE TO!'

'Yer there's only 3 of us left, the rest have been kicked out.'

'No, honestly, thanks so much for showering me in glass and then falling on top of me, it's blessed.'

'WHY IS HE CALLING ME GAY THOUGH?!?!'

'No one wants your fucking £60!

see, i'll rip that shit up!'

'Mans has obviously never been on a jail bus, YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING THEN!'

'Oi, Tijana, seriously.... you're the best woman in the world.'

'Tell it to em home boy .... tell it to em....'

'I have to be up for work tomorrow guys.'

'Yer and I have to be up early too, to sign on.'