'I was always set to self destruct'

And glow.

Glow.
Melt and flow.
Eviscerate your fragile frame.
And spill it out on ragged floor.
A thousand different versions of yourself

Thank fuck Fashion Week is over

Fuck you D&G

RIP

Vasilije Zarecki

I can't believe i've had to say rest in peace to two family members in just over a month.

You are, because to me you still ARE, a wonderful, funny, generous and extremely clever man.

I'll never forget our long drives, selling you magic tricks, calling my mother 'stron' and always feeling welcome and wanted at your home. Your brilliant children and beautiful granddaughter are all still carrying your sparkle, and your values and hearty character are preserved if not in them then in time.

I will always remember you as proud of your achievements

and laughing.

I'm rolling deep

Me -'I just requested some Roll Deep'

Target - 'Oh yer, we're pretty big here.'

Me - 'They asked who Roll Deep were'

'WHERE'S ESKI BOI?!!?'

'I donno, fuck him'

'When you gonna take your glasses off and shake your hair, all sexy secretary like?'

'Does your boyfriend know what he's dealing with?!'

'You're gonna pay £100 for a gram!??! fucking white girls man, I should be a millionaire.'

'OH FINE! I GUESS IF WE HAVE TO SIT WITH THE SATURDAYS, WE HAVE TO!'

'Yer there's only 3 of us left, the rest have been kicked out.'

'No, honestly, thanks so much for showering me in glass and then falling on top of me, it's blessed.'

'WHY IS HE CALLING ME GAY THOUGH?!?!'

'No one wants your fucking £60!

see, i'll rip that shit up!'

'Mans has obviously never been on a jail bus, YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING THEN!'

'Oi, Tijana, seriously.... you're the best woman in the world.'

'Tell it to em home boy .... tell it to em....'

'I have to be up for work tomorrow guys.'

'Yer and I have to be up early too, to sign on.'

Meet my friend,

she's got a hard back wind what more could you ask for?

Where do I live? it's just off Mare Street you might know it;

22 Heartbreak Avenue

Should I go churpse another man?

cos it might happen it just might happen

'I hate talking parties'

'I have a thing for boffins'

'I hate girls who beg their way through the first round of x-factor and then think they're the shit at FHM parties.'

CARNIVAL

Hampshire

I'm a no good gambling man with the wrong hand
Who's been hurt so many times.
But before you let me know
Before you let me go
You really shouldn't know
That I'm a no-good, used-up, bruised and fucked-up boy
Who gets beat up just by looking at you.
I'm a lonely soul, lost every single thing I've ever did own
But I never owned you.