'Will my green hair be an issue?'

'God knows who my Secret Santa is, probably someone extremely awquard.'

'Suprisingly enough snakeskin doesn't feature so highly in my wardrobe.'

'Do you always have matching eyeshows and nail polish?'

'HATTI HAATTTIIII!!!!!!! YOUR EX JUST TEXTED SANDY SAYING 'HOWS THE PARTY?HAD A FEW TO DRINK??'

'You say 'no way' but then I tell you 'yes way' and you say 'yes way'...'

'So it's OK that I have green hair?

'She must be feeling a bit NIPPY!... she stepped right into that BOOBY trap!'

'...it's just a bit embarrassing, I mean, George Lamb isn't even a celebrity.'

'She's making the Free Masons sign... or is that the Jay-Z sign? I CAN SEE HER BUM!!!'

'So it seems I only have £1...is that alright?'

'We're invited to a Christmas Eve Eve party.'

'God, you're such a Nazi in the morning'

'I seem to have trapped myself between your front door and your gate.'