Wednesday, 15 June 2011

My suit is more expensive than your country

I hit a drinking block three times last night.
The first was cured by a martini, the second by a white russian,
and the third by a kiss.

Maldives

Tuesday, 7 June 2011

Do I

ever come up in discussion over double pump lattes
and low fat muffin’s, do I?
Or is missing what we had outta the question

I’m probably just the reason that you learned your lesson.

Monday, 6 June 2011